“Do all things with sass and glitter.” TSM.

It hardly counts as a sorority event if no one cried. TSTC.

The calories don’t count if you can’t remember them. TSM.

Rarely a good influence. Always a good time. TSM.

It’s not hazing if you’re already initiated. TSM.

Always getting hammered and occasionally getting nailed. TSM.

Being thankful that your drunken alter-ego put a little drunk food aside for hangover breakfast. TSM.

Waking up and realizing you made brunch plans with way too many people. TSM.