Losing your keys, ID, and virginity somewhere inside a fraternity house. TSM.

Matching on Tinder after you’ve already hooked up. TSTC.

Having full control over him with just one look. TSM.

Watching Netflix and logging “study hours.” TSM.

Taking wine breaks instead of water breaks. TSM.

“I think I’m permanently fucked up from this weekend.” TSM.

Accumulating t-shirts, memories, and reputations. TSTC.

Shack shirt or it didn’t happen. TSM.

My two favorite words: “paper chapter.” TSM.

Adding a statement necklace to last night’s shack shirt. TSM.