What happens in the group chat, stays in the group chat. No exceptions. TSM.

Being more on edge when your biological sister goes through recruitment than you were when you went through it. TSM.

“If you’re taking that as a compliment, then I must have said it wrong.” TSM.

His mom always taking your side. TSM.

“How nice.” TSM.

Ann Romney handing out baked goods to reporters. TSM.

Even when you think we don’t know, we know. TSM.

Keep your chin up and your skirt down. TSM.

I’m only sorry when I get caught. TSM.

“A woman’s dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.” TSM.