Your sorority winning every fraternity pageant on campus. TSM.

Knowing that if he was a perfect pledge, he’ll be a perfect boyfriend. TSM.

Every photo from the weekend having a fraternity composite in the background. TSM.

Decorating your birth control with puffy paint every month. TSM.

Panhellenic love means keeping an eye on your friend’s man when your sorority mixes with his fraternity during Greek week. TSM.

Having the pledges bring you a Diet Coke when you’re stuck in the library, even though you haven’t been studying for over an hour. TSTC.

Doing a better job recruiting members for your favorite fraternity as they are. TSM.

Doing a walk of shame straight to class. TSTC.