Your shack t-shirt quilt being bigger than your sorority t-shirt quilt. TSTC.

Dramatically breaking up with someone you weren’t even dating. TSM.

Having a signature Instagram filter. TSM.

Demanding “who do you know here!?” even when you’re not the host. TSM.

“Do all things with sass and glitter.” TSM.

Never being sent to standards, because everyone is afraid of you, not because you follow the rules. TSM.

Graduating with honors and alcoholism. TSM.

Late night shacking, not snacking. TSM.