“Accidentally” smearing lipstick on his shirt to mark your territory. TSM.

FOWAGO: Fear Of Wasting A Good Outfit. TSM.

Red lips, black soul. TSM.

Never knowing what’s happening in class, but always knowing what’s happening over the weekend. TSM.

Caring more about what award you win at formal than who you bring to it. TSM.

Always on Tinder, sometimes swiping right, never messaging back. TSM.

You had me at “pre-med.” TSM.