Convincing Daddy that last year’s dress cannot be worn to this year’s Derby Party. TSM.

Getting sent to a standards hearing at a house you’re not even a member of. TSM.

Using “It’s okay, my big said I could” as a legitimate excuse. TSM.

Last night your outfit was hot. This morning, it’s just slutty. TSM.

Buying a handbag solely based on its ability to hold and conceal alcohol. TSM.