Having two settings: sober and white girl wasted. TSTC.
Having two settings: sober and white girl wasted. TSTC.
Stalking the shit out of your online purchases until they arrive at your door. TSM.
Disregarding the weather when you’re set on your outfit for the day. TSM.
Doing a walk of shame straight to class. TSTC.
Getting nervous that people in class will realize what you did last night, because you smell like men’s cologne. TSM.
Taking care of the seniors when they try to relive their freshman year one more time. TSM.
Sending your sorority’s by-laws to your father’s lawyer to get out of your standards meeting. TSM.
Having more tubes of lipstick than pens in your school bag. TSM.