I’m giving up Lent for wine. TSM.

Fat Tuesday. NS. Fit Tuesday. TSM.

Spending hours at an event with your bestie, only to call her immediately upon leaving to recap. TSM.

PNMs dig me. TSM.

Wine is the new black. TSM.

Snapchatting your big’s boyfriend every time you steal her away from him. TSM.

Arguing with your best friend whether it’s better to have the blonde princess emoji or the brunette bride. TSM.

The disingenuous conversation beginning with “Oh my God, we need to do lunch sometime!” followed by “Can we please?” that transpires between acquaintances. TSM.

Buying a bottle for the weekend always turning into “Well, we have wine, so we should just drink it now.” TSM.

The “I miss your face” wall posts over winter break. TSM.