The only thing better than securing a boyfriend is securing a bitch. TSM.

Getting your mom to do the skinny arm in family pictures. TSM.

Wearing baggy t-shirts everyday, because they make your legs look skinny. TSM.

Passing out at the blood drive. NS. Passing out on the drive home. TSM.

Calories don’t count after midnight. TSM.

No government, no rules. TSM.

Calling “Dibs” when a fraternity comes to chapter to ask your sorority to Homecoming. TSM.

Asking your sisters a question solely to get the answer you want to hear. TSM.

Using “I’m really tall” as an excuse to keep drinking. TSM.

“Want to split a salad?” TSM.