My Top 5 Dating Non-Negotiables.
-At least a C cup
-Does not talk when men are in the room.
-Is impeccable at cooking
-Is down for an open relationship on my end.
-Hasn’t slept with Bill Clinton.
Isla Vista is dirty, rundown and full of hippies. The only Pro is that its on the beach. Their claim to fame is halloween but its too regulated by police to even make it that fun.
These would make a great addition to my pledge sweatshop.
From the looks of it they throw back the carbs.
What if you were drunk and it was dark?
I’m a guy. And I very much enjoy a good set of honkers.
Class class class
I would willingly fornicate with them. The question if they are willing or not really does not matter to me.
Gingers are not frat.
^ This produced a modest chuckle.
Holy tits
Cleaning this up is easy as dialing a telephone number.
marriage certificates are actually just title deeds.
It’s pretty easy to hold on with those massive handles.
It looks like someone beat her in the face with a fish a few too many times.
My Top 5 Dating Non-Negotiables.
-At least a C cup
-Does not talk when men are in the room.
-Is impeccable at cooking
-Is down for an open relationship on my end.
-Hasn’t slept with Bill Clinton.
Isla Vista is dirty, rundown and full of hippies. The only Pro is that its on the beach. Their claim to fame is halloween but its too regulated by police to even make it that fun.
Personally I find that the larger the chest, the more interesting she it.
I just vomited all over my computer.
You can send me your selfies
I’d skull fuck her.