Actually looking genetically related to your big. TSM.

Referring to your family’s boyfriends as your “Big in Law” and “GBae.” TSM.

“I’m drunk. Don’t let me talk tonight.” TSM.

Look like an Archibald, think like a Bass, act like a Waldorf, work like a Humphrey, and dress like a VanDerWoodsen. TSM.

“You need your own reality show.” TSM.

Making him think it was his idea. TSM.

Going to the gym to get that perfect bikini bod, then coming home and rewarding yourself by eating half a pizza. TSTC.

Never being appointed as a sober sister because everyone knows better. TSM.