Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

The best thing about college is being able to skip class whenever you want. That’s also the worst thing about college. TSM.

The amount of glitter in my bed would make you think I’d fucked the tooth fairy. TSM.

Making your roommates sit at the opposite end of the bar when you have a blind date. TSM.

Doing more cardio at recruitment practice than at a Zumba class. TSM.

I wish I could just monogram my boyfriend so everyone would know he was mine. TSM.

Red lips, black soul. TSM.