“Well, it’s a good thing I’m skinny.” TSM.

I’d tap that. TFM. I’d snap to that. TSM.

My advisor said he could get me to graduate in three years, but it throws my marriage plan completely off, so I don’t think it’s going to work out. TSM.

Somehow, being the sorority that wins tug-of-war seems like more of a loss to me. TSM.