I’d follow him but then he’d follow me and then I’d have to stop tweeting about him. TSM.

If your rationalization is “YOLO” it’s probably a “no go.” TSM.

Wait, he wants to hang out sober? TSM.

Strategic shacking. TSM.

Too pretty not to go somewhere today. TSM.

Regina George is just misunderstood. TSM.

A good family matriarch knows your little is your little before you do. TSM.

When you are in the gym and Real Housewives comes on and you start working out harder. TSM.

My contacts are organized by greek organization in tier order. TSM.

Study hours aka Starbucks gossip sesh. TSM.