If I can’t spend all of my time with my little this summer, then I’m going to spend all of my time crafting for her. TSM.

“That freshman is really judgmental. Future recruitment chair?” TSM.

The best thing Daddy ever bought me was an education. And considering my car, wardrobe, and jewelry collection that’s really saying something. TSM.

I didn’t pledge a top house, but after 4 years of hard work I’m graduating from one. TSM.

Bringing weekly batches of baked goods to the fratcastle because just like recruitment, sweetheart campaigning is 365 days a year. TSM.

Always having a lengthy discussion in chapter about what the t-shirt will look like before voting on a formal theme. TSM.

“I mean, there isn’t a rule AGAINST it…” TSM.

Knowing the difference between appropriate attire for formal chapter and appropriate attire for formal chapter when your advisors come to visit. TSM.

Knowing exactly how many minutes will pass between sending him a passive aggressive text and the phone call begging for your forgiveness. TSM.

If you love me you’ll wait…an hour for me to get ready. TSM.