Always coming back from Christmas break with double the amount of clothes I left with. TSM.

You’re my rock because you’re my father. You’re my hero because you’re a veteran. TSM.

If you didn’t want my sisters to know then you probably shouldn’t have told me. TSM.

Constant frustration over the fact that iphone doesn’t recognize “grandlittle” as a word. TSM.

Meeting someone that you’ve already Facebook creeped on and pretending not to know anything about them. TSM.

It’s not a Little war if the other girl never stood a chance. TSM.

Poking me is just a creative way of saying that you want me to defriend you. TSM.

Bad decisions make good stories. TSM.

I’m not even engaged but my girls already fight over who gets to be my maid of honor. TSM.

When I say “letters” I don’t mean the ABCs. TSM.