Recruitment starts in six days. The only items in my mini fridge are slimfast and diet coke. TSM.

That moment of panic when you check and make sure you texted your big and not your boy…phew. TSM.

Silently categorizing the earrings I got for Christmas into “okay to lose when shacking” and “never, ever, ever wear to bars.” TSM.

INSTA-LIKE. TSM.

The first thing my little is going to learn is a list of boys she’s not allowed to hookup with. TSM.