We get it, you’re jealous. TSM.

That’s weird…you’re still talking. TSM.

You’re limiting how much I’ll spend on my little? Yeah right. TSM.

Can I have my little already? TSM.

Big withdrawals. TSM.

My relationship advice to Taylor Swift: join a sorority and learn how to bake. TSM.

Part of me wants to run the state. The other part would be fine with running the PTA. TSM.

Needing a glass of wine to get through arduous rush activities. TSM.