Using Find My Friends to see who shacked at which frat houses. TSM.

Mixing vodka and Starbucks passion tea lemonade. TSM.

We can’t add them to the group chat. They’ll make it green. TSM.

Searching his fraternity’s local website, because you can’t remember his name. TSM.

“Did you get a T-Shirt? it only counts if you got a T-Shirt.” TSTC.