I’ve met all of my boyfriends either at a horse race, country club, or on a yacht. TSM.

We come from different states, go to different schools, and have joined different greek organizations, but today all our prayers go to the University of Alabama. TSM.

Not having a facebook album with web cam pictures. TSM.

Only going on a geed’s facebook page to laugh at their pitiful life and delete them from my friend list. TSM.

Adding extra letters to text messagesss. TSM.