“I already unfollowed him on Instagram” being a legitimate excuse not to get back together. TSM.

“Show me a picture of him.” TSM.

Getting your Tinder strategy from Beyoncé: to the left, to the left. TSM.

Knowing when “Do you need to go to the bathroom?” really means, emergency conference in the bathroom. TSM.

Having sisters who can lift your mood no matter what. TSM.

Having access to a fraternity’s top secret Facebook group. TSM.

Planning your outfit for holiday formal a month in advance. TSM.

Perfecting the art of hiding your drink while taking photos. TSM.

Bragging about your new pledges to anyone who will listen. TSM.

The warmth in your heart when your rush crush becomes part of your sorority on Bid Day. TSM.