“We got the best girls.” TSM.

The horror in the room when everyone realizes no Facebook for recruitment means no Tinder as well. TSM.

Being the perfect balance of saint and sinner. TSM.

Only inviting a boy to your formal if you’re invited to his. TSM.

Only using Tinder when the boy you’re texting takes too long to reply. TSM.

Having battle scars from dancing on elevated surfaces. TSM.

“What was his name?”
“Uh good question, what was his name?” TSM.

“I don’t wanna be a bitch, but…” TSM.

“I NEED to make out with someone tonight.” TSM.

“What are you gonna wear?” TSM.