Only having a 30% chance of rain and every sister still leaves the house in rain-boots with the matching umbrella. TSM.

You know you’ve baked one to many cupcakes when you swirl your shampoo in your hands like you would frost a cupcake. TSM.

Daddy sent me an emergency credit card. Of course I went shopping, new recruitment clothes are an emergency. TSM.

Drinking four bottles of wine planning alcohol awareness week for your sorority. TSM.

The only un-American thing that gets under my Mason-Dixon line is Juanita when she does my brazilian. TSM.

Made my fratdaddy a cooler for The Masters. TSM.

Instead of guzzling wine when I cook and bake, I drink sweet tea like a classy southern belle. TSM.