“Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group, they’re rather stupid.” TSM.
“Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group, they’re rather stupid.” TSM.
You say single, I say in a longterm relationship with fun. TSM.
I’m not a one in a million kind of girl, I’m a once in a lifetime kind of woman. TSM.
Saying “haze” in a sorority is like saying “bomb” in an airport. TSM.
No frat daddy will ever measure up to my real daddy. TSM.
“Wait, switch sides with me.” TSM.
The slight acknowledgment from fellow Greeks when you’re all wearing your letters in the airport. TSM.
The absolutely priceless look on your little’s face when she finds out you are her big. TSM.
A well-tailored suit is to women what lingerie is to men. TSM.
Ball so hard Standards wanna fine me. TSM.