My class was canceled today, because I canceled it. TSM.

Out dressing and out drinking everyone in the room. TSM.

Sending out a booty call in the late afternoon, because day drinking. TSM.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of alcohol. TSM.

He doesn’t speak sorority. TSM.

Not needing an official position to get the chapter to listen to you. TSM.

Being legitimately scared to watch your Snapchat story the next day. TSM.

I’m fluent in passive aggression. TSM.

Rarely a good influence. Always a good time. TSM.

Being known as the “bad decisions” family. TSM.