Where are my keys? Phone? Dignity? Whatever, best two out of three. TSM.

I shaved my legs for this. It better be worth it. TSM.

Instagram post or it didn’t happen. TSM.

Yesterday’s dress with today’s shame all over it. TSM.

Being more prepared for spring break than you are for midterms. TSM.

“That would be so cute with letters on it.” TSM.

Getting more excited about the craft than you are for the event you’re crafting for. TSM.

As I walk through the valley in the shadow of the frat house, I will fear no standards, for my vodka and whiskey they comfort me. TSM.

Braving the elements to get wine. TSM.

Spring break plans? Get hella turnt and somewhat burnt. TSM.