Being nominated sweetheart to more than one fraternity. TSM.

Never wasting a good eyebrow day. TSM.

Judging people who don’t know how to pronounce Greek letters. TSM.

If you must get dressed, dress well. TSM.

I don’t always swipe right, but when I do, it’s a match. TSM.

Your fraternity nickname being “Tequila Girl,” because you can take more shots than the boys. TSM.

Being the sweetheart to the same fraternity as your mother and grandmother. TSM.

Hooking up with the president of one chapter, while you’re the sweetheart of another. TSM.

Picking your daughter’s name based on what her monogram will look like. TSM.

Asking your boyfriend to formal with a bow tie to make sure he’ll match your dress. TSM.