When your 60-year-old alumnae tell you not to worry, because they were alcoholics too. TSM.
When your 60-year-old alumnae tell you not to worry, because they were alcoholics too. TSM.
Never having to walk home during pledge season. TSM.
“Accidentally” smearing lipstick on his shirt to mark your territory. TSM.
Marry for money. Love will come later. TSM.
“You look expensive.” TSM.
“Whatever. She only gets 25 likes on her Insta posts.” TSM.
The calories don’t count if you can’t remember them. TSM.
Honestly, I can’t remember the last time I went to class for a full week. TSM.