The “is everyone alive?” group text every Saturday morning. TSM.
The “is everyone alive?” group text every Saturday morning. TSM.
Drunk enough to make wildly embarrassing decisions. Not drunk enough to forget them. TSM.
Blacking out is God’s way of saying, “Don’t worry about it.” TSM.
Being more prepared for spring break in one month, than you are for the classes you have tomorrow. TSM.