Waiting until the night before to study for an exam, but starting on a formal cooler two months in advance. TSM.

No pants are the best pants. TSM.

It’s not that I CAN’T even. I just don’t want to. TSM.

Having different letters for different seasons. TSM.

Taking a “personal day” off from class. TSM.

Judging a girl by her sorority squat. TSM.

Saying “no bid” to anything you don’t like. TSM.

Beelining toward the center of the dance floor when “Timber” comes on. TSM.