Always being the best dressed at themed events. TSM.
Always being the best dressed at themed events. TSM.
The number of times I’ve used a guy because his bed was closer than mine is both epic and appalling. TSM.
I’ve begun using shot glasses as my contact containers if you want to make conducting the Hot Mess Express a competition. TSTC.
Waiting until the night before to study for an exam, but starting on a formal cooler two months in advance. TSM.
Mentally calling your little your little before she’s your little. TSTC.