You live vicariously through my facebook pictures. TSM.

My life is a Lifetime movie and a Real World episode combined. TSM.

The only political office I want to run for is the PTA. TSM.

I’m more than “kind of a big deal.” TSM.

Pregaming by beer bonging wine. It’s classier in my eyes. TSM.

My phone company told my mother they no longer want me as a customer. I have had 9 phones in the past year. One of which only lasted 17 hours. TSM.

I don’t do back doors. TSM.

I always respond to 3am texts. TSM.

The only time I’ve ever tried to be above a man is when I’m doing reverse cowgirl. TSM.