To keep anyone from calling you a slut, to make sure your husband won’t worry you’re comparing him to others, to avoid any possibility of STDs or pregnancy, to fulfill your Christian duty, to wear white at my wedding, and because I’ve never heard anyone say “damn I’m sure glad I slept with him before we got married.”
Third.
Hey Grenade. We also have the highest number of darkies. Fact. If you don’t think that attributes to those embarrassing statistics, come visit.
Approved. Motion approved.
Motion
Can I stick up for her? Usually you wear makeup all day and go places… Then workout. I don’t sweat either honey. I glisten.
I was going to say that too
Seiously. Being with Scott looks miz. I prefer Southern gentleman.
I can quote Mean Girls with the best of them. But this is not a total srat move
So confused. Are you going to the bar with a girl who isn’t in a sorority on the reg?
Sounds like you’re not drinking enough.
Just kidding girl.
Me too! Plus aunts and cousins.
That’s not how monograms work though. You move your last name’s initial to the right.
Mikimoto
Mom?
Actually it’s very Southern. You’re going to get married soon anyway.
Warren BROfett, it’s not 100% effective.
I thought this was hilarious.
To keep anyone from calling you a slut, to make sure your husband won’t worry you’re comparing him to others, to avoid any possibility of STDs or pregnancy, to fulfill your Christian duty, to wear white at my wedding, and because I’ve never heard anyone say “damn I’m sure glad I slept with him before we got married.”
ACTUALLY being a virgin. TSM.
Looking down on Ole Miss and thinking you’re frattier… Please.