Frat OClock (Big)

Member Since 01/13/2011

From Alabama

  • Frat OClock 13 years ago on The Bro-ey Bitch: A Lady’s Sworn Enemy

    The biggest problem with these types of girls are there attempts to ‘keep up’ with the guys they’re hanging out with. You like sports? Great. Holding a conversation about sports is an entirely different world. If a brother and myself are discussing the pros and cons of the DH or the importance of the Save statistic, don’t chime in with ‘I don’t like the Yankees’ or ‘I think the Phillies are going to win the World Series’.

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  • Frat OClock 13 years ago on Yale

    Yale. A name that’s only impressive to high school kids and people that go there.

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  • Frat OClock 13 years ago on Florida

    If one of those girls you know is the blonde on the right in the second row tell her I said, ‘Oh hey.’

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  • Frat OClock 13 years ago on BID DAY PICTURES!

    TheBroZoneLayer said:

    Bob Barker is my bro said:

    If that is really Engaged and underage in her picture she is hot as hell. That is all.

    I would fight off a pack of silver back gorillas wielding only a wiffle bat, would walk across the entire Sahara desert with my legs tied together, with only the Mexican soccer teams post game sweat as my water supply and nothing to eat but asparagus (and I hate asparagus) just to have a seafood dinner over Skype with “Engaged and underage” on a dial-up connection.

    Give me one night with her…

    I’d introduce myself to her parents when I pick her up. Open the car door for her. Walk on the side closest to the street. If it’s raining I’d hold the umbrella. Pull out her chair at dinner. Let her order the most expensive thing on the menu. Pick up the tab. Get her home at a reasonable hour. Walk her to the door. Say goodnight, and not try to kiss her because it’s the first date.

    I’d date the shit out of her.

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  • Frat OClock 13 years ago on BID DAY PICTURES!

    ThetaLady1870 said:

    Damn Right said:

    I remember it perfectly…

    I thought people aren’t allowed to wear letters until they’re an initiated member?

    Some really screwed up fraternities/chapters allow it. Balanced Man SigEp and apparently Pike are the only ones that come to mind.

    I’m sure more than a few people will agree with me when I say that any fraternity that hands out letters with bids or allows members to wear letters before they’re initiated isn’t a real fraternity. I’d call them an honor society, but that would be rude to honor societies.

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  • Frat OClock 13 years ago on BID DAY PICTURES!

    booze haze slam said:

    Damn Right said:

    I remember it perfectly…

    i call bullshit this has to have been croped or something these guys look like geeds with downs. im not a pike but these fucks must be at a bottom tier school.

    Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology. That’s about as bottom tier as they come.

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  • Frat OClock 13 years ago on TCU

    ‘Oh honey, if I were you, I would take that ice chest and beat whoever gave you a bid, to death.’

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