1. If you have to tell people you’re a Lady you aren’t.
2. If you have to tell people you’re Classy you aren’t.
3. If you have to tell people you’re Powerful you aren’t.
4. If you have to tell people you’re a Gentleman you aren’t.
5. If you were really loaded you wouldn’t buy off the rack jewelry. You’d have something custom made.
I’ve never gone to a shotgun wedding in the North…
Not for nothing, but the Mason Dixon line is the border between Pennsylvania and Maryland.
1. If you have to tell people you’re a Lady you aren’t.
2. If you have to tell people you’re Classy you aren’t.
3. If you have to tell people you’re Powerful you aren’t.
4. If you have to tell people you’re a Gentleman you aren’t.
5. If you were really loaded you wouldn’t buy off the rack jewelry. You’d have something custom made.
Not at spelling…or is that what you’d call fancy book learnin?
Nobody wants to worry that his slampiece is so brittle that she won’t be able to make a sandwich post-coitus…
just know that you’re eating my meat by night’s end…
come on…by that rationale your tits comprise 25% of your bodyweight…