While babysitting, I mentally renovate and decorate the family’s house. TSM.

Boys don’t make passes at girls that wear glasses. NS. Frat boys propose to girls that wear bows. TSM.

“Making friends” with GDIs because I know my husband will need their vote someday. TSM.

Today, I read my diary from elementary school. Guess who had a huge crush on George W Bush? TSM.