“Can you give me a different t-shirt? I’m too ugly to wear letters right now.” TSM.

Trashing his cooler after the breakup being even more therapeutic than making it was. TSM.

“You follow her? Let me stalk her Insta on your phone because she’s private.” TSM.

Refusing to date a guy because he wears Vans. TSM.

Starting the first day of classes with the last night of summer’s hair and makeup. TSM.

Changing your hair color to match the season. TSM.

Turning a social into a photo shoot. TSM.

Watching “The House Bunny” and “Legally Blonde” back to back, to pump you up for recruitment. TSM.

Hooking up with a pledge and viewing it as community service. TSM.