Keep your friends close, and your standards chair the closer. TSM.
Keep your friends close, and your standards chair the closer. TSM.
Late night shacking, not snacking. TSM.
Go home, Standards. I’m drunk. TSM.
Referring to your boyfriend’s big as your big-in-law. TSM.
Unfollowing him on social media, then forcing your sisters to let you stalk him from your account. TSM.
“Do we know him?” TSM.
Getting booty called by the president of the fraternity you’re “banned” at. TSM.
Standards:”Thanks for coming tonight.”
Me:”Yes, well thanks for inviting me.” TSTC.