Planning out an outfit three months in advance. TSM.

“She had a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.” TSM.

You’re never too old to love pink, glitter, and Disney Princesses. TSM.

Big bows, bigger hair. TSM.

Never have I ever volunteered to be a sober sister. TSM.

Buying Daddy a present after a big shopping spree to ease the pain of the bill. TSM.

Having the prettiest pledges do the tasks involving other chapters. TSM.

Your big teaching you everything about the art of bitching. TSM.