Drinking like you should have a beer belly, but not having a belly. TSM.

“If you’re in a sorority, why aren’t you tan?” TSM.

Wine being your fruit serving of the day. TSM.

Considering putting on real clothes to be act of community service. TSM.

Talking about the recent graduates like they died, because you know a part of them did. TSM.

Wearing letters during a class presentation for recruitment purposes. TSM.

Using the university police escorts as free cab rides. TSTC.

Topless beaches and bottomless mimosas. TSTC.

Needing a second 21st birthday because you don’t remember the first one. TSM.

Having your own hashtag. TSM.