Being the legend, the role model, and the bad influence all at the same time. TSM.

Knowing he secretly likes it when you share your girly drinks with him. TSM.

What is sober? TSM.

Pretending not to realize that guy you went home with freshman year is currently sitting next to you in your senior seminar. TSM.

Recruitment photos spamming your news feeds. TSM.

Being the unofficial recruitment chair when the real one is crying in a corner. TSM.

Sorority rivalries are just a part of Panhellenic love. TSM.

Being a key player in fraternity recruitment, simply by attending their parties. TSM.

Wishing you could get drunk as easily as a freshman. TSM.