Getting new accessories courtesy of girls who forget them at your guy friends’ apartments. TSM.

Keeping up with the group text. TSM.

Having a “white girl” phone case. TSM.

Finishing more beers than the boys. TSM.

“Trust me, you can dance.” -Vodka. TSM.

Petitioning to send Beyoncé a bid. TSM.

The truth will set you free…or send you to standards. TSM.

A sister returning the clothes you lent her two years ago. TSM.

50 shades of eye shadow. TSM.

Having a blonde personality. TSM.