Crying over spilt glitter. TSM.

Bartenders still referring to you by the name on your old fake. TSM.

Having your “50 Shades Of Grey” movie night planned out already. TSM.

Sprinkles are edible glitter. TSM.

Being the most interesting woman in the world. TSM.

“Sorry. I kiss and tell.” TSM.

Catching his eye with your looks. Winning him over with your charm. TSM.

Being a regular at the craft store, right alongside the grandma quilter and coupon mom. TSM.

Canceling a date because you don’t feel like shaving your legs. TSM.

Younger girls thinking you’re scary. Your pledge class remembering you’re insane. TSM.