Exceeding the stereotype one drunken night at a time. TSM.

Knowing the exact date your favorite fraternity gets off probation. TSM.

Notorious B.I.G. TSM.

Planning your little’s sorority political career for her. TSM.

If you don’t have photos that could be used for blackmail, you’re not really friends. TSM.

America never goes out of style. TSM.

I don’t work out to stay healthy. I work out so I look good naked. TSM.

Viewing summer as a trial run for postgrad life. TSM.

Nordstrom cardholder since I was 18. TSM.

Donating new house letters for recruitment because you had spare glitter. TSM.