Having a “recruitment voice.” TSM.

Never wasting a good eyebrow day. TSM.

Your favorite fraternity stocking up on your favorite alcohol, because they know you’re coming over. TSM.

Koozies are the only reason I “don’t have pictures with alcohol.” TSM.

Befriending all the IFC presidents. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling ID. TSM.

Hooking up with a guy because his mom was in your sorority. TSM.

Going to formal with a pledge. Going home with the president. TSTC.

“We have more drunk photos than sober ones.” TSM.

Synchronized periods. TSM.