“I’ve only talked to him drunk.” TSTC.

Budgeting alcohol and drunchies into your diet. TSM.

Hating those indecisive bitches at Starbucks. TSM.

Going on a one-day-only alcohol detox. TSM.

Blackout Barbie. TSTC.

Having a famous butt. TSM.

Getting Facebook messages from four different guys the moment your Facebook status says single. TSM.

When your address book is basically the Greek system yellow pages. TSM.

Using him for his comfy bed. TSM.

It’s not bitchy if you’re honest. TSM.