Planning your work schedule around your social life. TSM.

You’re not having a good hair day unless a stranger hits on you. TSM.

Making sure to wear letters on a day you feel like being nice to people. TSM.

The V-Day countdown for a boyfriend just hit me. TSM.

When your biggest problem is running out of monogram stickers. TSM.

He’s the slampiece. TSM.

Your study group meeting at the bars instead of the library. TSTC.

Being known as the “crop top” sorority. TSM.

Pretending to fall asleep on him, as a means to force him to cuddle with you. TSM.

I’m basically a bro who likes glitter. TSM.