People still telling stories about your great, great, grand big because she’s a legend. TSM.

Long story, long. TSM.

Having a signature drunk outfit. TSM.

Drinking wine because it’s classier than beer, and because, hello, it has a higher concentration of alcohol. TSM.

Preparing for a standards meeting about things you haven’t even done yet. TSM.

Strategically leaving evidence of your having been there all over his room. TSM.

Glitter bombing. TSM.

Wine, whine, and unwind. TSM.

Having way more influence in your chapter than your advisor does. TSM.

The Real Housewives of Frat Row. TSM.