Being regularly told you look like trouble. TSM.

When your classmates pay more attention to you than the professor. TSM.

When your semester goals include hooking up with the hottest TA and getting an A, in that order. TSM.

Hating that the freshmen girls are younger than you. TSM.

Beer pressure. TSM.

I’m not like regular bigs. I’m a cool big. TSM.

Corrupting the younger generations. TSM.

When you haven’t slept in your own bed in days. TSTC.

Having more of his letters than he does. TSM.

Sunglasses are a hungover girl’s best friend. TSM.